Category Archives: Funny Food

5 Specific Stocking Stuffers for Foodies

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Sergio

In my old age I have become more holiday-centric and more jolly than I was in my youth. The jolly may be related to the 50+ pounds I need to lose to make my cardiologist happy, but I digress. In … Continue reading →

Posted in Fave Foods, Funny Food, Product | Tagged Bacon, Bacon Bandaids, Buccees, Chocolate-covered Pecans, Cookie Butter, Eating Our Words, Good Company BBQ, Houston Press, Pecans, Pizza, Pizza Cutter, Star Trek, Think Geek, Trader Joe's | Leave a comment

Central Market vs. Kroger: Battle to the Death

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Sergio

This is something that I wrote for a class that I am taking, at The University of Houston. It was described as “an amusing comparison, well written.” Since it is food related I thought I should share it with you. … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Food | Tagged Anheuser Busch, Central Market, Hedonistic, Kroger, Miller, Utilitarian | 2 Comments

F-ing Sandwich

Posted on January 28, 2012 by Sergio

With the spring semester underway, I felt a funny food story was in order to lighten the mood. It is rare for me to have a whole day off. I understand that the traditional meaning of “a day off” is … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Food | Tagged Chris Kimball, Cooks Illustrated, Day off, Pulled Pork, Sandwich, Subway | 1 Comment

And Another BBQ Debate Begins

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Sergio

I was watching television with the girlfriend one night (bear in mind we don’t do this often as our viewing habits are completely different, no more Golden Girls reruns please) and we agreed to watch a “Man vs. Food” marathon, … Continue reading →

Posted in Food Debates, Funny Food, Influences | Tagged Adam Richman, Cheese, Dinosaur Bar B Que, Man vs. Food, Syracuse | 1 Comment

I Grew a Jalapeño Once

Posted on January 6, 2012 by Sergio

I grew a Jalapeño once, I ate it, and then the plant died. That was a long time ago, when I was a young man, and well before my daughter was born. Until recently, these were the agricultural endeavors of this … Continue reading →

Posted in Fave Foods, Funny Food, Gardening | 1 Comment

Assume It Is Hot

Posted on December 26, 2011 by Sergio

I have a little one, and by God she had a fabulous Christmas. When we opened presents at GG’s (my mom’s house) there were more food related gifts than I had anticipated. Play-doh BBQ, Play-doh ice cream, a kitchen setup, a porcelain … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Food, Good Times, Influences | Tagged Meatballs, Play-doh, puttanesca | 1 Comment

Failed Sandwich

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Sergio

With the pressures of the Holiday season fully upon us, I felt a funny and somewhat heartwarming food story was in order to lighten the mood. I was on the way home from work one night worrying about taking a test online. … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Food | Tagged #MyGirlfriendCantCook, Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Happy Holidays, Rarebit | 1 Comment